Have you seen this? It's 12:59 a.m. and there was a short infomercial on for these? Do they really work? Put a sticker on your feet at night and remove all your "toxins," lower your blood pressure, lose weight, etc. etc. etc. Hmmmm.
29 December 2007
Ancient Japanese Secret for Perfect Health
Have you seen this? It's 12:59 a.m. and there was a short infomercial on for these? Do they really work? Put a sticker on your feet at night and remove all your "toxins," lower your blood pressure, lose weight, etc. etc. etc. Hmmmm.
26 December 2007
If you wanna be happy . . .
Oh . . . and I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas. Ours was a bit of a whirlwind, but was great!!
22 December 2007
Merry Christmas!!
Please do put a penny in the old man's hat . . .
Merry Christmas. I've had lots of fun this year decorating my own house with my own Christmas decorations. There are finally presents under the tree, too.
14 December 2007
I Detest Wal-Mart
13 December 2007
11 December 2007
06 December 2007
I'm Tired
I'm tired. I'm tired of my job. I feel like I'm a sucky teacher lately. I'm behind on my Christmas shopping. I still have a lot to do. I haven't sent out or even written out any Christmas cards. I have difficulty waking up in the morning and for the first time in my career, last week, I had to call a fellow teacher to cover my class for 20 minutes until I got there. (It has happened one other time, but snow was to blame and not my sleeping in.) Three dumb boys had a lighter in my class yesterday during 8th period and wouldn't fess up to the smoke/burning smell. I've yet to hear from the administration on what the consequence was even though I've asked. A student who I haven't seen since September is still on my roles. A student who hasn't come since before Halloween because she had a baby is still on the roles and is failing every class because she isn't there. A girl in 4th period today was so disruptive I asked her to go step out in the hall. She said, "Oh good I have to go potty, anyway," ran out the door and never returned.
I convinced myself to take a half day off tomorrow. It was a great idea. I have 40 sick days to burn. It was a great idea . . . that is until I realized that I have to help the Freshman class officers get their Tree Festival tree set up tomorrow after school, I'll probably have a room full of kids again who don't understand quadratics and they have a test on it next week, and I told another teacher that I would give her a ride into the WVC to meet up with her husband so they can go to St. George for the weekend without him having to go back out to Tooele to get her . . . .ugh . . . is it Friday yet? Oh no. Saturday morning I have to be at the church between 7:30 and 8:00 a.m. to help in the kitchen for the ward breakfast. They asked all the people who "don't have to wrangle kiddles" to help out. James says he is refusing to go with me because he never gets to sleep in. Sorry! You're the EQ pres. now and I think that requires you to go to ward parties at 7:30 in the morning with your wife. Ha! You can wait until next week to sleep in!
Okay, I'm dumb venting now. Good night! Bye the way . . . spell check doesn't like the word "sucky" or "kiddles."
03 December 2007
Students say the darndest things
Me: Is it appropriate? Sure.
Student: So, a monkey and an elephant were taking a bath. The monkey said, "Will you pass the shampoo?" The elephant replied, "What do I look like, a radio?"
Me: Wait, say that again?
Student: "What do I look like, a radio?"
Me: I don't get it.
Student. You don't?
Me: No, will you please explain it to me?
Student: I can't. That's the joke.
Me: What?
Student: You know, like, it's one of those jokes that doesn't make any sense.
Me: Yeah, I don't get it. It doesn't make any sense.
Student: Yeah, that's why it's so funny.
Me: . . . . ok?!?
01 December 2007
THE DANCE!?!
WELL I SUPPOSE THAT YOU HAVE TO GET SOME HUMOR AT MY EXPENSE. ENJOY!!!!
oK IT REALLY DIDN'T BOTHER ME. i JUST HAD TO MAKE A COMMENT.
28 November 2007
The Dance!
* * *
Okay, the commercial break is up. Here it is. It's the moment you've been waiting for. Make sure your volume is turned up. The Dance!
23 November 2007
What's your real age?
I found this thing the other night. Take the Realage Survey. It's kind of scary (if you don't exercise a lot and aren't so healthy, like me), but it's actually really informative. Within the last year or so, I have seriously fallen away from my exercise regime and have gained some weight. I have also done several stressful "life changers," like oh . . . getting married . . . buying a house . . .
This was sort of a wake up call. If my body is 6 years older than it should be now, imagine what it will be like when I'm 50? Oh dear.
Let me know what your results are after you take the test.
22 November 2007
'Tis the Season . . .
Here are my contributions to Thanksgiving! The cookies, I must say, not only look pretty, but they taste yummy, too!
. . . and lil' smokies in a blanket???
I'm also doing lil' smokies wrapped up in bread products.
We've never had these for Thanksgiving before. Maybe they are a new appetizer. Maybe they are meant to supplement the turkey. Um . . . . maybe Grandma just thought I needed to participate . . . (Actually, she said they were a free sample at Sam's Club the other day. I'm sure she went back to that table more than once.)
I was given a package of the lil's and three containers or pillsbury bread products. Grandma explained very carefully how to cut the crescents in half and then wrap them around the lil's. Well, Grandma only gave me one package of crescents and two other packages of non-matching breadsticks. They all taste good, but they don't look very uniform, sorry.
21 November 2007
Nerf Nerf
Willie's Nerf Nerf Blog
Happy Turkey day!
20 November 2007
NaBloPoMo has gone . . .
Our house is pretty much back together now. It's dusty and dirty still, but it's pretty much finished! Yippy!
Have a happy thanksgiving.
Only a half day of school on Wednesday.
I love short weeks like short buses!
17 November 2007
The Nutcracker!
My ears have a keen sense for unique juvenile conversation, I guess. Here is the conversation I heard while waiting in line at the drinking fountain during intermission. There were two boys, probably around 13 years old, one with short hair, one with shaggy, one with a button-down shirt, one with a sweater, both in khaki pants. I'm sure their moms made them come. They had apparently noticed the male ballerinas in the performance (do you call them ballerinas if they are men). . .
Boy 1: Hey Collin, did you think those guys had really tight pants.
Boy 2: Yeah, you'd think they'd have a little more room in them.
Boy 1: I know. Were they "tights?"
Boy 2: No (in a Duh! tone of voice). They're "bags."
Boy 1: Oh. I wouldn't want to wear them.
Boy 2: Me neither.
Boy 1: See you later
Boy 2: Bye.
Do you want to print paper cutouts of all of the characters from the Nutcracker?
Click here to do so from a PBS website.
14 November 2007
Under Construction!
13 November 2007
I have failed, NaBloPoMo
So what has been going on in the last couple of days? James has been called to be the Elders Quorum President. He's feeling a little overwhelmed, but I think it's cool and he'll do a great job! I have to go to Relief Society tonight to talk about the University of Excellence. It's a thing our ward is doing based on the Pursuit of Excellence program that is similar to other church goal setting programs.
My 8th period is still driving me crazy, but today my grafitti artist finally got suspended. His first time graffiti partner got a good talking to and seemed pretty scared today. One of the boys who also causes us all grief every day actually stayed after class to apologize for his behavior on Friday. (I guess his mom got the e-mail I sent her.) They were even well-behaved during the fire drill. Wow! Maybe there is hope after all.
Willie stayed home from school, sick today.
We were supposed to pick up Alicia from the airport tonight, but she decided we weren't good enough and called another sibling. Poo poo on sisters-in-law with broken shoulders who don't think we're good enough.
Christmas is coming. My sister said she is nearly finished with her Christmas shopping. Poo poo on sisters who have to get their shopping done months in advance. Isn't is still November.?
The insurance came through and decided to fix our newest plumbing problem. They decided it was the bathtub that was leaking. They are replacing the whole tub/shower, and patching up two parts of the downstairs ceiling. No poo-pooing on insurance companies today. Things are good!
Have a great day, everyone!
11 November 2007
Happy Veterans Day!
10 November 2007
09 November 2007
You made the little boy cry!
James had an idea! The little boy in front of us had been coloring during the game in his little notebook. He had a little backpack full of things to keep him entertained during the game. James very politely put on his little kid talking voice and said, "Can we borrow one of your crayons?"
"NO!," he exclaimed as he put his hand on top of the crayons to guard them.
The little boy's dad, then grabbed him and put the boy on his lap and started talking to him. A few minutes later we glanced down at him and the little boy was crying. Did James scare him? Does he jus not have to share a lot at home? Sorry we asked. We thought it would be a simple request.
Anyway . . . to end the story, about 10 minutes later, the boy jumped off his dad's lap and grabbed the black crayon. He walked to James and said, "it's okay, you can borrow it."
What a nice little boy he turned out to be!
Do you want to vote for the All-Century team? Here's your chance! Hurry, though, you only have until Sunday!
08 November 2007
Grumpy!
Oh . . . and Happy Birthday, Dad!
07 November 2007
My Lockset
"Hi Haley,
Sorry about the lock problems, one of our illustrious students jammed your lock up with a pencil lead, and when I tried to get it cleared out, it pretty much came apart in my hand, so I had to replace your keyset with another to make sure your room was locked up, but Cory's master is able to open it for you.
We are currently in process of getting your lockset rebuilt, and there should be no need for you to switch keys, but until it is replaced, you'll be needing assistance to get into your room.
Again, I'm sorry about the inconvenience.
Paul, THS Night Shift Head Custodian"
06 November 2007
05 November 2007
04 November 2007
Students say the darndest things
If students use a hall pass at my school they, must take a bright orange crossing guard/deer hunting vest with them. Mine was quite disgusting. It had stains on it, a footprint, and one side appeared to have beed drug through the dirt.
Me (to 7th period Geometry): I'm sorry. You will not be able to take the orange vest with you. I took it home to wash it over the break and I forgot to bring it back. It's sitting at home on my dryer.
Student: Why did you do that?
Me: It was looking rather nasty and I thought a trip through the washing machine would do it good.
Student: Yeah, that's probably a good idea Mrs. Binggeli. I accidently peed on Miss Twitchell's once.
I (and probably other students in the class) start to throw up a little in my mouth . . .
03 November 2007
Doing my civic duty.
Here is my script:
"My name is Haley and I am a volunteer for Utahns for Public Schools. I am calling you today to remind you that election day is Tuesday, November 6th. I have called to remind/ask you to vote AGAINST Referendum 1, the flawed private school voucher law. Your polling location is ______. Please remember to get out and vote on Tuesday, AGAINST Referendum 1. Thank you!"
02 November 2007
Poo Poo on NaBloPoMo - Day 2!
01 November 2007
30 October 2007
Rally! Rally! Rally!
27 October 2007
An Autumn Tale
25 October 2007
Who are you voting for?
What I'm not sure about is whether the NPCA meant this as a serious advertisement or as a joke. I can't quite tell what it's purpose is. Hmmmmm . . .
23 October 2007
Students say the darndest things (part 2 with a new title)
- Call me "Wish" because of my nose.
- Visualization: Walk down the long hallway. Hear a song. Near . . . far . . . wherever you are . .. What is that? You know you've heard it before. It sounds so familiar. My heart will go on . . . Oh, yes! You realize it's the Titanic song. Where is it coming from. Is someone showing the movie? It's getting louder. Oh, you see a large stereo in the hallway. Two girls are sitting on the floor. Suddenly their arms flitter up in the air and then change positions . . . it's the TSP - Tooele Sign Pride (our version of the Happy Hands Club). Breathtaking!
21 October 2007
Across the Universe
So you like the Beatles? If you'd like to see a very creative and different perspective on the Beatles and the many dimensions of their music, you should see the movie, Across the Universe.
First of all, the music is excellent! Of course it is . . . the entire score was composed by John, Paul, George, and Ringo. The movie is a musical and all the songs are Beatles songs. The movie chronicles U. S. history through the 1950's, 60's and 70's, through their lyrics. It gives you a totally different visual image of the lyrics we all know well.
Like the Beatles, the movie begins very simply and innocently with a story of young love and little conflict. The middle of the movie goes psychedelic and a little drug induced with a Dead-like LSD bus ride, a cameo by Bono as "the Walrus," and a fairly risque New York lifestyle. In the end, everyone ends up much more sophisticated, mature, and on a rooftop singing, "All you need is love."
Overall, I would give it 5 stars. It was very creative. The voices were strong! The choreography was entertaining and I liked it!
In other news . . . the Red Sox are in the World Series and Louisiana elected its first non-white governor since Reconstruction. (Interestingly, though, his parents were immigrants from India.)
15 October 2007
Cricket. Moth.
When I got to school, I saw a cricket when I walked into the building. It was sitting on the side of the hallway, between the wall and the rug. One of my students said he was watching a Halloween movie the other night and that the cricket was the sign of death! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
10 October 2007
Conversations heard . . .
Two boys and a girl are walking down the hall. Let's call them B1, B2, and the girlfriend. The two boys are pushing and shoving each other in the hall. It's not a fight, it's just dumb sophomores pushing each other.
Me: Hey, you guys, knock it off. Keep your hands to yourself.
B1: We weren't doing anything.
Me: Just stop the goofing off in the hallway, please.
B2 grabs the girlfriend by the hand and the three continue to walk down the hall.
B1: Hey, Mrs Binggeli, aren't you going to tell them to knock it off. Look! They didn't keep their hands to themselves. Isn't that a public display of infection!
I ignore their "infections" and continue to walk down the hall.
04 October 2007
alicia rugby game
I had the opportunity to go to one of the last games that Alicia will be playing for a while. See she has injured herself pretty bad in the area of her shoulder. She will be going to get it fix in awhile. I want to dedicate this post to her.
03 October 2007
Time for a new post
It's homecoming week this week at good ol' Tooele High School. Here are our dress up days if you'd like to play along at home. If anyone can explain how participating in this shows your school spirit and isn't just totally strange, I'd like to talk to you.
Monday - PJ's and crazy hair day
Tuesday - Blast from the Past day
Wednesday - Salad Dressing Day
Thursday - Super Star/Super Hero Day
Friday - Purple and White Day. Go Buffs!
27 September 2007
Random thoughts
2) I don't like to iron. I have a pile of school clothes that have been worn once since I last ironed them, but can't really be worn again until I iron them again. The ironing board has been out for a couple of weeks now. I finally put it away tonight. The pile of ironing is still there.
3) I don't usually like forwarded e-mails, but I do like cheese. Ouch. Thanks, Chris!
25 September 2007
Do you need to be in the special class?
Yesterday's activities include a drooling contest. How long can you get your spit to be before it drops on your shirt. Disgusting. Are you in kindergarten? Do you need to go across the hall to the class of kids who can't help but do this? Gross.
21 September 2007
I HEART GUSTER!
As usual . . . see Annie's blog for more information!
17 September 2007
Obsessed
16 September 2007
Sunflowers
project3 1050 |
Well we just finished a weekend of birthdays and parties. At the party for G-ma Huber I was able to find sometime to take pictures of the sunflower forest.
Friday night we spent time at G-ma's fixing the pool for the party. In the process of cleaning it Haley asked me to take some pictures. The light was not right so I had to wait. Saturday I went over after helping with the SUper Saturday. This is some thing that Haley should comment on.
Short story here is the pictures of the Grandma's sunflower forest.
12 September 2007
Lockdown
"September 12, 2007
Dear Tooele High Students, Faculty and Staff:
This morning at approximately 7:45a.m. administration was notified that a student was seen on campus with a gun. At that time we immediately began pervasive procedures. The student and weapon, which was a plastic toy gun, were identified and there was no immediate threat to anyone at our school. District disciplinary procedures have been implemented.
Thank you so much for your cooperation and for following lock-down procedures. We really appreciate the student who reported the incident.
Safety is a top priority for us at Tooele High School. We appreciate the cooperation and efforts of our students, faculty, and staff during this incident.
Kendall Topham, Principal
Tooele High School"
10 September 2007
the first project
http://picasaweb.google.com/haleyq408/Art1375Project1
art 1375 project 1 |
09 September 2007
Thoughts on life.
This summer, two of my grandparents have lost a brother. My Uncle Glen died in May and now my Uncle Bevan died just yesterday. I feel sad that they have died, but I don't feel that sad. It's a strange thing. I haven't had a close relative die in my family since my Great grandpa Eccles died in 1999. I remember being very upset about that. I wasn't there, but many others were as he faded in the hospital. I was very sad to think that I no longer had a great grandpa. He was such a great man and meant so much to me. After he died, I read his life's story that he had given each of us, from cover to cover. He wanted each of us to have a copy and there was a personalized note in the front of each book with our name on it. He, of course, was not a perfect man, but he was a good man who left quite a legacy.
When my Uncle Glen died, no one even bothered to tell me. I found out the next day when I just happened to hear my mom mention "Glen's funeral" while I was out mowing Grandma Hubers lawn.
When Bevan died, my dad forget to tell me as I stopped by. He helped me unload the lawnmower and then continued to spray the ants in the driveway. He called later and said, "Oh I forgot to tell you . . ."
Although both of these men led very different lives, the thing they have in common is that the led lives very different from mine. No family. No legacy. Glen had Sharon whom he never married and he had his slot tournament wins. Bevan had his friends and his beautiful paintings.
I guess I'm confused in my own brain. I feel bad because I didn't know either of these men very well. I feel bad that I may have said things overly critical of them when I didn't really know them. I have felt a little guilty over the last day or so. I haven't seen Bevan in over a year and I probably should have stopped by to visit him in the last few months. I have visited him twice over the years with a particular interest in recording family history. Why didn't I do more of that? I feel a little hypocritical in that maybe there was something more I should have done. I also feel bad for them, though, because what I strongly believe to be true, they did not. Family, the gospel, these are the things worth living for. Everything else comes and goes, but family and the church are steadfast. I believe that at some point in their lives, these men knew that, yet chose otherwise. Yes, that is probably extremely judgemental of me, but I feel sad for them. What is their legacy?
My other thoughts over the last day have been how appreciative I am of my own grandparents and the great relationships I have with all three of them. Grandma Petersen is the true matriarch of her family. With Bevan gone now, she is the only "old and wise" one left. She has been through so much in her lifetime yet always seems to overcome any obstacle put in her way. She is essentially confined to her jazzy and relies heavily on other people for many simple tasks She was nearer to death a year or so ago than ever before, but, she FOUGHT! She had 3 weddings and a baby to look forward to. She had birthdays, Christmas parties, Thanksgivings, baptisms, good books, and good movies, friends to "walk" around the block with. She is even driving her jazzy to church now. Although Grandma struggles, no illness is going to take away her quality of life! She still has her legacy!
I don't know if I'm just rambling. I guess I am. I am probably offending some by saying what I have said, but I think that by putting it out there, I may be able to gain a better grasp of my own thoughts and feelings. I just hope that both of these uncles have a better understanding and knowledge now of what their strong-willed siblings have here on Earth. My grandparents are the best! I will truly miss them when at some point they ever decide to leave.
03 September 2007
Yellowstone!
We had a great time and we especially want to thank mother Judy and father Clark for taking us on this great adventure! For a more detailed account of the trip, see Annie's blog:
Wedding #5
Click on this photo to see the rest of them.
Alex & Tara Wedding |
29 August 2007
27 August 2007
20 August 2007
Here comes the Bride!
rachelle's wedding |
16 August 2007
Southwestern style
South-western Utah |
(click on the link)
Here are some of the pictures that we took on our trip. As Haley said, We hit 4 national parks/monumnets, saw lots of beautiful scenery, and had a nice time.
Besides the beautiful scenery, we saw a lot of French people. They were everywhere! Oui Oui! We also had scones at Mom's Cafe in Salina. Yummmmmm! And, we got lost behind the Manti Temple and couldn't find our way out. Ahhhhhh! Sounds strange, I know, but it's true.
It really was a nice getaway!!! I really liked the Capitol Reef Park, I believe that it is my favorite.
James
15 August 2007
We Like Tha Moon
Do you remember the Quiznos weird mice thing commercials a few years ago . . . they are back with a new hit and Wille would really like you all to see this video. Please let him know what you think!
13 August 2007
Beautiful Scenery
Besides the beautiful scenery, we saw a lot of French people. They were everywhere! Oui Oui! We also had scones at Mom's Cafe in Salina. Yummmmmm! And, we got lost behind the Manti Temple and couldn't find our way out. Ahhhhhh! Sounds strange, I know, but it's true.
James got to try out his new fancy camera, so I'll let him post his pictures later, but here are a few to look at now (these are just from my little camera).
10 August 2007
trouble at home
Here are some of the things that we are dealing with right now.
It is a pain in the bum. Haley and Karl (Dad) worked late into the night to fix the leak. The hole in the ceiling continues to grow as more things are fixed. I (james) before going to work spilt PVC glue everywhere trying to get to the problem. Haley did not get mad when half of the bottle went all over the new clothes dryer. She was able to clean most of it off. But as you can see there are still places that still have glue.
After all the work that Haley and Carl (dad) put into the pipes we found a leak on the upper pipe. UGHHH!!! If only they would have used copper pipe instead of the breaky, cracking plastic tubing.
We plan on fixing it before leaving the homestead for a last summers trip. Wish us luck!!!!
08 August 2007
06 August 2007
Oy!
I wish I had my camera to capture the fun and excitement at G-ma's on Sunday night as she taught us this game. Were you there? If not, you certainly missed out.
01 August 2007
Sound Sleeper and Snake
This morning I locked myself out and didn't have my car keys to get to work. James was inside asleep, but he is such a sound sleeper it took a solid 15 minutes of yelling, ringing the doorbell, banging on the door, throwing the dustpan at the bedroom window, and finally jumping up to hit the bedroom window with the broom. Grrrrrrrr . . . I finally made enough noise that he stumbled down to let me in. I think it's time to stash a key somewhere.
Story #2
Yesterday when I got home from work I was greeted at the gate by a snake. YUCK!! It was black and yellow and staring me down. It was only about 6-8 inches, but it totally creeped me out. After I weighed the possibilities of how to kill it, I carefully went in the house to get keys to the shed for supplies. James was already awake though, so I enlisted his help in "killing" the snake. I didn't realize, though, that boys from Box Elder County think it's sinful to kill snakes. To solve the problem, he scooted the snake about 3 whole feet away. Thanks James. I really appreciate it. I have now duct taped around the inside of our door.
30 July 2007
A Hiking We Will Go!
Once we got to Dog Lake, we decided it should really be called Pee Lake or Dead Cow Lake. It was not a pretty site. So, with our dissapointment at Dog Lake we decided to go and extra 1.6 miles to Desolation Lake, hoping that the "desolute" would be more lovely than the "dog." So we went from the car, to the dog, to the desolute, then back to the car. Imagine tracing over each part of a large letter Y. Car, Dog, and Desolation are all at points on the Y. Do you understand?
Anyway, to cut to the end of the story. It was a long hike.
Total miles: almost 10. Total time: about 5 hours.
Water consumed: 3.5 liters
Wildlife seen: 1 deer, 3 chipmunks, 2 dogs, misc. birds.
Bug report: Haley=5 bites, James=0
Our legs were really tired, but it was fun. Here are some pictures.
Dog LakeDesola |
26 July 2007
'Cause we're a Kissin' Cousins, and that makes it alright, alright.
Cousin Camp 2007 |
23 July 2007
The Right Stuff
20 July 2007
Booger
I almost threw up, but I didn't.
19 July 2007
Boring
I've decided that my sister's blog is much more interesting. If you find that my blog is not fulfilling your blogging needs, take a look at hers!
www.ohhonestly.blogspot.com
16 July 2007
Emperor?
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/COLORADO_CAPITOL_SHOOTING?SITE=UTSAC&SECTION=US&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
Did you hear about this? Scary. Guns. Shooting, I know. We shouldn't make light of it . . . . but "the emperor?" What was this guy thinking? Emperor of what? Can you just declare yourself emperor? Napoleon did I guess.
Was this guy trying to be the emperor of Colorado? That's not exactly how it works.
I'M THE EMPEROR!!! Weird.
13 July 2007
Captain Helmet Head
09 July 2007
In the HOT sun
Why does it have to be so HOT. It is so hot that an instant sweat is started the moment your out side. Our Air conditioning is doing all that it can to keep up. But our bedroom is hot enough that covers are a undesireable option.
Well until next issue, in the Bing clan life.