Girl: Mommy I'm going in this one.
Mom: Wait just a minute. I need to check the toilet before you go in.
Girl: Why?
Mom: See these papers? I need to put one on the toilet before you go.
Girl: Why?
Mom: Because sometimes when you come to busy places like this, people have dirty bums.
Girl: Oh.
Conversation #2 - a mom with a large fanny pack and a girl who was probably around 11 or 12.
Girl (rather unhappily): I am NOT going. I don't need to go.
Mom: Will you please at least try while the rest of us are going?
Girl (stomping her feet and staring into an empty stall as her mom walks away): I'll go in, but I'm NOT going to even sit down.