Stories of Poo!

So, I guess this is what my blog has come down to. I have nothing else to write about except Molly's bodily functions. She had two clothes changes at school today. On her board it just said "11:00 BM Blow Out," then a little further down it said "1:00 BM Blow Out, Major :)." Oh dear. This happens, you know, she is a baby after all. She's had poop explosion issues since the day she was born. In fact, the day after she was born, the pediatrician in the hospital made the comment that "she could clear a room" and then there was that one instance when she was a month old or less that the lamp on her changing table got splattered upon (it now sits at the head of her changing table instead of the end).

Unfortunately, her terrible mother, who according to school day care rules should supply 2 spare outfits for infants, forgot to take a new outfit back after the last blowout. You do the math.

2 blowouts in one day - only 1 clean outfit = . . . the daycare's spare field trip t-shirt.



Other things worth mentioning . . .

She ate really well at school today (probably because of all the spare room in her stomach), but she wasn't too hungry tonight. I tried to keep feeding her even though I was thinking, "I think she's full." She eventually had a major spit up, too, which led right to the bathtub. Not counting the pj's that went on next, I think that made 4 outfits for the day! Way to go Molly!

Molly also threw her first temper tantrum tonight. I laid her down on my bed while I was folding some clothes and she grabbed a wire hanger that was left on the bed. Oops. I immediately took it from her, but she screamed bloody murder! Oh well.

One of these days I might actually figure out how to be a good mom, while being a good teacher . . . and a good wife, a good stake primary person, a good sister, a good daughter, good granddaughter, good house cleaner, good bill payer, good dinner fixer . . . you get the idea. Right now I am just very mediocre at all of those things. Oh well, again. Maybe I should stop blogging and get back to work!