Oh dear.

I don't want to admit it, but it may be time for a makeover. My mom and sister have been threatening me for years to send me to Clinton and Stacey on "What Not To Wear," but I really just like being comfortable and don't want to do anything out of my comfort zone when it comes to clothes and hair. I truly hope that I am a good enough and nice enough person that people will be able to look past my frumpiness. Besides, I am perfectly content with my persona, Frumpette, as long as she (and I) stay away from mirrors and cameras.

I know I could lose a little weight and that my hair is in need of something new, but do I really look this bad on an ordinary day? Here are photos that my mom and sister have posted recently on the internet for all to see. Is this the best it gets? I am scared (because I am scary).

Evidence #1:

See that cute boy in the front? Who is hat scary thing in the back? No, I don't mean Ross's knees.

Evidence #2:

Is this the best my sister could find for my birthday post? I didn't even know who this was at first? This frightens me more than the first one. It just looks like a big hairball with some sort of gray jumpsuit on.

Evidence #3:

So, I know my mom really likes this picture because it shows her 3 chilluns. She said some very nice things in this post about us, but come on . . . my rear end is not really that big is it? And, I know I probably have a double chin, but a quadruple chin. Aaaahhhhhh.

Any suggestions?