Random Have's and Have Not's

I decided to take a cue from my sister Annie, my mama Judy, and my auntie Cindy and list some random things of interest. Here is a list of things I have and have not done.

HAVE'S
* I have volunteered to make phone calls for a political agenda.
* I have played guitar in a Mexican Band self-titled "3 Mexicans and a White Girl".
* I have played banjo on a stage, in public, wearing overalls.
* I have bought a bunch of students Slurpees.
* I have been to 28 states.
* I have written letters to the editor - 3 times.
* I had a lead in an elementary school musical called "Scarecrow Dick."
* I have ridden all the way to Disneyland sitting on a cooler.
* I have sat at a rest stop in Ohio for a really long time and watched fire flies.
* I have taken a test and been so soaking wet that I dripped on the test the whole time.
* I have been employed to drive a golf cart and wheel around a large metal box full of change from parking meters.
* I have attended schools with the following mascots: Cougars, Braves, Pirates, UTES!, Roadrunners, Buffaloes, Spartans
* I have chopped up a snake in 3 pieces with a lawnmower.

HAVE NOT's
* I have not ever been to the Bingham Copper Mine.
* I have not ever finished Huckleberry Finn or the Grapes of Wrath.
* I have not ever bought anything pink.
* I have not ever flown in first class.
* I have not ever tried either of my Grandma's potato salads.
* I have not written on the stalls of a bathroom.
* I have never been to "the south."
* I have not been to another country in North or South America.
* I have not ever been admitted to a hospital
* I have never had a root canal.