15 January 2009

Conversations with the Custodian


Wes is my Tuesday and Thursday afternoon friend.  He is the night time sweeper who cleans my classroom at night.  I stay late those two days and have gotten to know Wes a little bit.  I've heard about his gallivanting in Las Vegas, his fishing trips to Fish Lake, his lost cell phone, his New Zealand girlfriend, his divorce, etc.  Today he told me the world is ending.

It started when he told me the school district is cutting 6 days for each of the part-timers, including him.  Then, we started talking about the doom and gloom of the economy and what's going to happen next.  Wes is convinced that the economy will NOT get better and that this is the end.  He's says it is going to be, in his words, "5 years tops before the anti-Christ comes and everything is just done."  At first I thought he was being a little sarcastic and over-dramatic, but then I realized he was serious.  

He told me he's considering not even putting money into his 401K anymore because he won't live to retirement.  He says it's nothing like during the Depression in the 1930's because there are too many people and too many homes for anything to ever recover.  This is just the end.  Guys that are a lot smarter than him like scientists and philosophers on the radio (he listens to 90.5 FM) agree that the Bible is prophesying that this is the end.

Phew!  I finally shut down my computer, packed up my bag, and told Wes that he should just concentrate on himself, make sure he's got some money saved, some food stored, and is living right.  Then, he simply won't have so much to worry about.  What else do you tell the guy?


09 January 2009

I've been there.



On the link on the side of my blog there is a "historical fact of the day."  Today is about Joan of Arc.  I clicked on the link.  I found this picture.  

I've been here!  It's in Rouen, France.  I didn't actually go in the building, but I sat in a large square next to it.  I watched a large homeless woman wearing garbage sacks play with her gross dread-lock type hair.  I ate an eclair.  I had a tummy ache in a public bathroom to the side of this church (sorry Peter).  At a large cathedral down the road a ways (the cathedral at which the trial for Joan of Arc was held), I saw the biggest, fattest pigeon that has ever lived.
  

08 January 2009

Meeting of the Presidents

Regardless of what your political views may be, you have to admit that this is pretty cool!  And it doesn't happy very often.



The last time it occurred was in 1989.



Here are some interesting facts about living presidents (courtesy of Wikipedia).

The longest period between deaths of United States Presidents was 26 years, 6 months and 20 days, between the deaths of George Washington on December 14, 1799 and the death of Thomas Jefferson on July 4, 1826. The shortest came immediately after the longest, in the approximately five hours between the death of Jefferson at around 12:50 PM and the death of John Adams at approximately 6:00 PM.[1]
  • If the longest period between deaths is to be exceeded, no President must die before July 16, 2033 (the current oldest surviving President, George H. W. Bush, would then be 109 years old and his first "runner up", Jimmy Carter, would be 108).
  • The next longest was between the deaths of Lyndon B. Johnson and Richard Nixon, 21 years and 3 months between their deaths.



05 January 2009

Back to the Rat Race

The worst part of holiday breaks . . .  going back to work.  Ugh.

Highlights of today
  • At 8:00 a.m. the fire alarm went off.  Lots of scantily clad high school students froze in 10 degree weather.
  • "What did you do for your holiday break?" was the question of the day.  One student made a firework explosive and said he almost burned his hand off.  One student got a tattoo of a black crow on her back.  One student said she let so-and-so graffitti her legs (not sure what that means).  Many students said they "partied."  Whatever.
  • No students wanted to do any math.   Surprised?
One other thing . . . 
  • James ordered his sister a book of wedding pictures.  It came today.  Do you recognize these people?  We don't.  She's a cute girl, but she's not Amber.  This wedding took place in Depew, NY and they got married in front of a fire truck.  Walgreens sent the wrong book.  Oops. 

02 January 2009

Yes!!!!!!!

I am a Utah man, sir (woman, actually) . . .
and I will be 'til I die!
What a great day to be a Ute Fan!
Awesome!!!!